No. No! NONONONONONONONO...!

[serinde]

reddragdiva brought this horror to my attention. Short version: Keanu "Whoa." Reeves as John Constantine of Hellblazer. It is to vomit, copiously and without let.

(I'd heard this rumored some time ago, but I thought it was as full of hooey as most of them are, even the awful ones. But, no.)

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[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

I hadn't heard that one; I know that Cage is a rabid comic fan, and his name has been linked to darn near every comic-related movie at some point, but this wrinkle had escaped me. He'd still be wrong for the role, of course, but better than this.

Keanu is a bad substitute for anything, including a block of tofu carved into the likeness of John Constantine.

[sweh.livejournal.com]

Tofunstantine?