[Memetastic] J. Random Quiz

By which I mean, one that takes input and randomly generates crap, but in spite of that it seems oddly accurate. Ganked from sweh.

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In other news, I've got another cold, though this is just a cold as opposed to Being Sick like the last go-round. I can live with it.

Joe Stalin, you so wacky!

Sneaky Commies try to crossbreed humans and apes; hilarity ensues. I will never be able to unread the words "He returned to the Soviet Union, only to see experiments in Georgia to use monkey sperm in human volunteers similarly fail." AGKGKGKGKGKG there isn't enough brain-bleach in the world.

Serendipitously, Eli found this link around the same time that dariodevil was doing his Gorilla Grodd impression.

an actual work conversation

*thud crash cleaning out under empty desk*
*sliding noise*
*thump*

"What just landed on my butt?"

"Mr. Smiley."

...

"Well, will someone please remove Mr. Smiley from my ass?"

"No. We think it's funnier there."