Joe Stalin, you so wacky!

[serinde]

Sneaky Commies try to crossbreed humans and apes; hilarity ensues. I will never be able to unread the words "He returned to the Soviet Union, only to see experiments in Georgia to use monkey sperm in human volunteers similarly fail." AGKGKGKGKGKG there isn't enough brain-bleach in the world.

Serendipitously, Eli found this link around the same time that dariodevil was doing his Gorilla Grodd impression.

Comments

[rainbear.livejournal.com]

In a vain attempt to bleach your brain...Am I the only one who finds it amusing that your icon is keeping the beat to Try It (I'm In Love With A Married Man) by PSB, currently playing on my machine?

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

You know, before now, I thought that was just something in a Michael Crichton book.

Anyway, given current events, I like how the article ends: “A year later he died, reportedly after falling sick while standing on a freezing railway platform.”

[dariodevil.livejournal.com]

THE RAPE OF NATIONS HAS BEGUN!!! WE'LL BEHEAD YOUR CHILDREN ON THEIR PERFECT LAWNS!!

[dkfromtk.livejournal.com]

So, of course that's the one picture of Grodd you decide to link to...

Cuts deep, Tori. Exceedingly deep.

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

Wah! It was the only one where I knew off the top of my head that Grodd was on the cover.

That, and because Dario always does the line about "I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO EAT BATMAN..." in his Grodd impressions. So really, it's all his fault.

[dkfromtk.livejournal.com]

http://www.wtv-zone.com/silverager/flash/flash127.jpg

http://blaklion.best.vwh.net/images/E80-Flash.jpg

http://www.crazyedscomics.com/images/cgcpics/cgcitems/flash172reader.jpg

http://members.shaw.ca/gorillagallery2/groddfigurepic.jpg

Oh, Dario's fault you say? Actually, you'd be surprised how often I've been getting that lately...

[dariodevil.livejournal.com]

To be fair, schmendrick, I did tell her that pic was unsatisfactory (it was too small). Ditto yours, actually. The one I posted is the one worthy of his majesty. XD

Great icon.

[dkfromtk.livejournal.com]

Christopher Grodd Columbus >>> Monkey with head piercings fondling a set of destop breasts

[dariodevil.livejournal.com]

A) Those aren't head piercings, they are CEREBRAL ENHANCEMENT NODES FROM A DEVICE TOO ADVANCED FOR YOUR TINY HUMAN TO COMPREHEND~!

B) Those aren't desktop breasts, those are controls. Stop seeing breasts everywhere, and talk to more girls. XD

C) Grodd >>>>>> Batman. Thankfully, Superman was there to save him from getting eaten.

[dkfromtk.livejournal.com]

A) Which are presumably installed by piercing the head, punk.

B) You can talk to girls now? When'd that happen?

C) Robot Superman >>> Superman

[dariodevil.livejournal.com]

A) No they're not, tardlord.

B) October?

C) You say that only because you can manipulate robot Superman however you see fit. That's some sick stuff you do, slappy.

[dkfromtk.livejournal.com]

A) Oh.

B) Oh.

C) And?

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

See, everything really does come down to the Spankbot.

[dkfromtk.livejournal.com]

And someone really *did* say something was your fault.

Your friend Holly sent me a Myspace message. Blamed you for it. Not sure why.

[dariodevil.livejournal.com]

[dkfromtk.livejournal.com]

[dariodevil.livejournal.com]

[dkfromtk.livejournal.com]

That cuts deep, too.