Joe Stalin, you so wacky!

[serinde]

Sneaky Commies try to crossbreed humans and apes; hilarity ensues. I will never be able to unread the words "He returned to the Soviet Union, only to see experiments in Georgia to use monkey sperm in human volunteers similarly fail." AGKGKGKGKGKG there isn't enough brain-bleach in the world.

Serendipitously, Eli found this link around the same time that dariodevil was doing his Gorilla Grodd impression.

Comments

[dariodevil.livejournal.com]

A) Those aren't head piercings, they are CEREBRAL ENHANCEMENT NODES FROM A DEVICE TOO ADVANCED FOR YOUR TINY HUMAN TO COMPREHEND~!

B) Those aren't desktop breasts, those are controls. Stop seeing breasts everywhere, and talk to more girls. XD

C) Grodd >>>>>> Batman. Thankfully, Superman was there to save him from getting eaten.

[dkfromtk.livejournal.com]

A) Which are presumably installed by piercing the head, punk.

B) You can talk to girls now? When'd that happen?

C) Robot Superman >>> Superman

[dariodevil.livejournal.com]

A) No they're not, tardlord.

B) October?

C) You say that only because you can manipulate robot Superman however you see fit. That's some sick stuff you do, slappy.

[dkfromtk.livejournal.com]

A) Oh.

B) Oh.

C) And?

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

See, everything really does come down to the Spankbot.