Lack-Of-Information Superhighway, perhaps.

On the entire Internet I cannot find a ski-mask pattern--that is, not for the kind that every kid I knew had growing up, where it's got two separate eyeholes, and the stuff is thin enough that you can roll it up to be a hat when you don't want to look like a dork it's not as cold.

Also: hat.

Have almost finished the hat I was making for dariodevil to go with his scarf. (I didn't know how to do the decreases at the top, so I made it up as I went along; it's more or less okay, though maybe I should have decreased it faster, I don't know.) I spent so much fret over the fear it was going to be too small that it's actually too big. Feh.