Lack-Of-Information Superhighway, perhaps.

[serinde]

On the entire Internet I cannot find a ski-mask pattern--that is, not for the kind that every kid I knew had growing up, where it's got two separate eyeholes, and the stuff is thin enough that you can roll it up to be a hat when you don't want to look like a dork it's not as cold.

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[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

I think it's because The Current Generation has horrible memories of being forced to wear them as kids and doesn't want to spread the suffering. The one-hole style has a much lower dork quotient.